A little boy was given an old tortoise that had been in the family for a good numbers of years, when one day he said to his dad. Dad the tortoise is getting very slow. His father said its because its a hundred years old and could snuff it at any time.

At this the little boy broke down in tears besides himself with grief that his beloved tortoise could die at any time. His father realising what he has just said and done to his little boy, thought hows best to get him to be happy again. So he said listen son, if, he does die we will have a big party with sweets, coco the clown, a disco and jelly, all your friends can come round and play in the hired bouncy castle.

At this the little boy looked at his father, stopped crying and said...can we kill the c*** now dad.