A woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight, when her husband walked in.

He stood, watching her for awhile, then asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."

The husband then asked, "What did he say about your 56-year-old ***?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.