A vicar is having a w4nk in his bedroom. As he finishes himself off, he turns around to see the window cleaner staring at him.

Red faced, he rushes downstairs as he hears a knock on the door.

'I've done your windows vicar. That'll be £100', says the window cleaner with a wink and a sly smirk.

Hurriedly, the vicar pays him and shuts the door.

The vicar's wife, who had been listening, yelled,

'£100 for 4 small windows? He must have seen you coming!'