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    Default Just like being six again

    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
    back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was
    not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

    I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
    bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Alton towers theme park.

    What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
    Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there
    was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
    reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
    extra fries and a chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
    candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with
    her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

    He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ?Well
    Dear, what was it like being six again?? Her eyes slowly opened and her
    ___expression suddenly changed.

    I meant my dress size, you dumb ***!

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get
    it wrong.

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    How very true! LMAO.

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    PMSL To True!!!

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    Lol

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