Technical Support?!

[Drinky]

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as
LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a sharewareprogram, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system,forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up
all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
Cleanhouse2003. Shortly after this upgrade,however,I found that Wife
1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.

They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife
1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without
warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These other products have no Help
files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems
are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every
other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it
often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself. Please help?

[neilgsi]

Very good

[Gsi3.2]

I think we know where you're coming from eh drinky

[ion]

Priceless, mate.

[Tim2100]

lol excellent

[Basil]

Absolutely brilliant mate, nice one

[Caterman]

Has to be the best thing i have read for ages. PMSL.

[vectra 2.0 t]

i hope mrs d dosnt see it mate. pmsl

[Mrs D]

i hope mrs d dosnt see it mate. pmsl

Ha ha!!! Mrs D actually found it in the first place!!!!

[payney]

ab fab there drinky pmsl@you m8,top bannana top job.