Flippin' Women Drivers

**redbullkid** · 12th October 2005, 22:31

This morning on the A1, I looked over to my left and there was a
woman in a brand new BMW doing 65 mph with her
face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned
Big Oscar and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!