In view of all the bored people lets have thread along the lines of the old "Les Dawson" insults Ill start with an old fave...
1. You're so ugly that when you were a kid your mother had to tie a bone around your neck so the dog would play with you.
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In view of all the bored people lets have thread along the lines of the old "Les Dawson" insults Ill start with an old fave...
1. You're so ugly that when you were a kid your mother had to tie a bone around your neck so the dog would play with you.
I was born the ugly duckling in reverse. I was a beautifull baby but grew more ugly as I got older.
When I was born the nurse slapped my face as it looked like a babies bottom.
your wife/ mum/ partner is so fat, I bet that when she cuts herself, she bleeds gravy.
"They say that beauty is only skin deep?is that why you were born inside out.
you had a girlfriend that was so ugly even the lipstick would go back down the tube when she tried to put it on
I am so ugly when I was born the doctor slapped my mothers ar5e!!!!
your wifes so fat, that it doesn't matter where she sits, its next to you.
she's got teeth like a witch doctors necklace
Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.
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