New slogans for car

[slipperysam1984]

i have looked at loads of slogans, this is the one im looking at the most, any more ideas.

"taxed, tested, insured. Go chase the criminals"

[Birchy63]

What's this about?




How about "I'll my Tax when you fix the damn roads"
Or as I saw once on the roll bar of a cosworth powered Westfield kitcar "You can shove your Vorsprung Durch Technik"

[Fruit'n'nut]

i have looked at loads of slogans, this is the one im looking at the most, any more ideas.

"taxed, tested, insured. Go chase the criminals"

What's this about?

Making himself worthy of a tug for having a number plate which doesn't comply with regulations if used on a road

[John LE]

I can't see anything mentioned about number plates in the OP's post

[Fruit'n'nut]

I can't see anything mentioned about number plates in the OP's post

It was just a guess. Did you miss the ?

[Derek Mc]

How about

This car has TiT yours is driven by one?

[Iezzi-martin]

How about lay one finger on my car take your b*+*ks home in a jar saw that on a car once did make me chuckle was on a micra lol

[Grumpy1954]

I put a sticker , "mafia staff car, keepa da hands off" on my old Ford Corsair, it got knick a few days later - after mentioned a Ford...........

[the_wave_rider]

"This is a s**t heap if you want to knick it give me a knock and I'll give you the spares"

Had this on my escort van