Know It Alls

[david173]

So, theres this complete idiot I work with, a complete rat of a boy, one of those 'know-it-alls' who actually, of course, knows nothing whatsoever. Everything has to be a dispute, and he knows better, despite having been there a month and the rest of us for years! He takes every opportunity every five seconds to let us all know he drives a Focus 1.6 TDCi because apparently we care! Ohhhh you drive a diesel hatchback wheres your Knighthood? I guess your other car's a Ferrari. The final straw was today when he slagged off my vectra completely unacceptable! Its not as if he drives a Merc! He was sniggering away so I quietly pointed out that I'd leave him standing at the lights next time and walked away

So my question guys, whats the best way to deal with these rodents of the workplace and slap their attitude right down a peg or two?
Suggestions gratefully received!