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    A man meets a gorgeous women in a bar.They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him round, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, but decides not to mention this to her.
    She turns to him.. they kiss.. then they rip each other clothes off and romp around the room all night.
    After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks,"well, how did I do?" The women says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."

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    nice one

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    Not really, I saw the punchline coming as soon as it mentioned the teddy bears - it's too obvious to be funny.

    B+ for trying though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ste View Post
    Not really, I saw the punchline coming as soon as it mentioned the teddy bears - it's too obvious to be funny.

    B+ for trying though.
    LOL

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    B+ for trying though.[/quote]

    Will try Harder next time will try and aim for at least an A!!

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    I must have lived in a cave - never heard it before and never saw it coming either........

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