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    Default Speeding..

    Waiting in a lay-by ready to catch speeding drivers, a police officer
    Sees a car puttering along the A22 at well under the 30 mile per hour

    Says he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
    So he turns on his siren and flashing lights and pulls the driver

    Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in
    The front and three in the back...wide eyed and white as ghosts.

    The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't
    Understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the

    "Madam," the policeman replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should
    Know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to
    Other drivers."

    "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit
    Exactly, twenty-two miles an hour!" ......the old woman says, a bit

    The policeman, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that A22
    Is the road number, not the speed limit.

    A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the policeman for
    Pointing out her error.

    "But before I let you go, madam, I have to ask, is everyone in this
    Car OK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't made a sound
    This whole time," the officer asks.

    "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We've just come off
    The A120 !!

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    lol, good one
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    Made me chuckle!

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    Nice one. Drivers who deliberately and for no good reason pootle along at well below the speed limit are a menace, and should be pulled over.

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