Has the Rapture got you yet?

[RobW]

I'm still waiting, not dead yet. maybe it got held up on the A9 by a Tesco lorry doing 40mph?

[Big Knox]

[Vectra_C_Chris]

Australia's Underwater and burning at the same time.

Oh wait that was last december

[TimTay]

Would this be anything to do with the johoovers at my door at diner time?

[RobW]

Possibly.

I'm annoyed it has not happened, I just spent all my savings on ebay tat.

[cont1204]

I'm still alive, unless the expanding foam stuck to my hands expands so much it eats me.

There's a lot to eat too.

[RobW]

Death by insulation!

[TimTay]

Just bought some tickets from my wifes boss's raffle.have a guess my ticket number.......... 666 no joke can supply pic evidence if required lol. I condem my self to burn my tea and send it to he'll.

[spennny]

I had dinner at 1730 , got down with the mrs as I promised it would be the last time ever at 17:59 , finished just in time for the big event.........

Now am in the dog house for lying

[RobW]

Nothing wrong with Hell. Would you rather spend eternity with Cliff Richard or with the likes of Freddie Flintoff, Bernie Eccleston and Richard Pryor??!!