I went up the local exotics pet shop yesterday - to meet the man who was servicing the Vec, also owns the shop. While I was waiting, got chatting to the day to day manager, a friend, who has a second job as nightclub doorman, into martial arts, cage fighting amd wants to qualify as an armed bodyguard. Enter his work experience lad, looked about 14 and a few bricks short of a load. My friend has a Mk 4 (fatboy) Golf V5 2.5ltr, I have a Vectra hatch.
First thing the lad says is all VW's are crap and Golf's are the worst, otherwise any hatchbacks suck. We asked what car he though was good, got told the MX5 is the perfect sports car. When we's stopped laughing, he explained his sister has one, and reckons it'll beat anything on the road on any type of road (obviously not met Spoons yet), followed by the Audi TT which hasn't got the appalling build of the VW make.
My friend pointed out that the VAG also make Audi's,, Seat's and Skoda's - he didn't know that.
So he announced my friend was going into a stupid job, he was going into a job with real money, as an RAF engineer, where he'll get free food and accomodation, won't have to go or do anyhting dangerous, work in a nice, safe, warm place and earn a shedload of money. If "asked" to go overseas he could refuse as he doesn't have to go anywhere he doesn't want.
I asked him who'd told him all this "his mate". I asked if he's ever heard the phrase, "if you can't take a joke, don't join up". He hadn't, but said that's fine as he likes a laugh. God help him if he does join, basics will kill him!
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