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    The Black Bra (as told by a woman)... I'm sure it's old and doing the rounds.

    I had Lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
    One is Engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
    Married For 20+ years.

    We were chatting about our Relationships and decided
    To amaze our men by Greeting them at the door
    Wearing a black bra, Stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
    We agreed To meet in a few days to exchange notes.

    Here's How it all went.

    My engaged Friend:

    The other night when my boyfriend came
    Over he Found me with a black leather bodice, tall
    Stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are
    The woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made
    Passionate love all Nightlong.


    The Mistress:

    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
    Wearing a Raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels
    And Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat
    He didn't say a word, But he started to tremble and
    We had wild sex all Night.


    Then I had to share my Story:

    When my husband came home I Was wearing the black bra,
    Black stockings, stilettos And a mask over my eyes.
    When he came in the door And saw me he said,



    "What's for Dinner, Batman?"

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    If i got home and my missus opened the door like that, i'd run upstairs and check the wardrobe and under the bed... lol. then ask whats for tea

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