I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow. (maybe Monday in fact)

I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels.

I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to screw the goat and throw the paint over the walls.

All the time im in there im going to be ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a dump on the floor and pi55 everywhere.

I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink c*ck.

Let's see Crimewatch stage a reconstruction of that.