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    Default While out shopping,,

    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot dog biscuits in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.



    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.


    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.


    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.





    I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me!

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    Old one but still ****ed myself laughing

    Last edited by bigmac; 25th November 2009 at 15:30. Reason: Swear filter is there for a reason ;)

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    Nice one Mitch. I've now gone and spat coffee all over my keyboard!

    Paul.


    Snowman, you got your ears on?

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    pmsl

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    brilliant

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    excellent, put a big ol' smile on my face.

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    I had a giggle

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    Pictures!

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    brilliant !!!

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    nice one

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