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    What do retired people do?

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
    days interesting.

    Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in
    the High Street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

    When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

    I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior
    citizen a break?"

    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a ****
    Ba5tard. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
    worn tyres.

    So I called him a stinking lump of dog ****.

    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
    first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
    minutes.

    The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, I don't give a rat's ****, as I came to town by bus, but I
    try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
    at my age.

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    Nice one Ed lol

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    Love it Ed, top job.

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    Good one Ed

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