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    Just read Spikeys chinese joke and remembered this.
    A very inexperienced couple get married and on the way to the Honeymoon Hotel they are both very nervous. He turns to her and says "darling we are both very shy so what if we call yours the washing machine and mine the washing" "ok great " she smiled with relief.
    they get into bed, he kisses her and says "may i put my washing in your washing machine? " "No ! " she replies, too nervous to say anything else.

    This goes on for another two nights untill finally they get into bed on the fourth night and he dosen't bother asking, just turns on his side and faces away from her.

    This is just the kick she needs and plucks up the courage to stroke his back and say in a husky voice "would you like to put your washing in my washing machine ?"
    He immediately turns to her, looks her straight in the eye, and says "No thanks i did it by hand" turns back and goes to sleep.

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