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    Default Chinese Newlyweds

    A Chinese couple gets married and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not
    too experienced either.
    On their wedding night, she gets naked under the sheets as her husband
    undresses.
    He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
    "My darring," he says, "I know dis you firss time and you berry scare.
    I promise, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting, juss anyting you want.
    Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will
    impress his virgin bride.
    A thoughtful silence follows as he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
    request.
    She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wanna try someting I hear about
    .. numbaa 69".
    More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
    Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want...chicken wiff
    broccori?"

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    LOL. In a meeting now, explaining why I'm laughing.

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    pmsl @ this one!!!

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    Good one Spikey

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