User Tag List

Thanks Thanks:  0
Likes Likes:  0
Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: FAO ALL Women...

  1. #1
    Regular Member Green Growler's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Hertfordshire
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default FAO ALL Women...

    You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till.
    Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have
    seen and which you must have.
    The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
    Both of you have forgotten your purses.
    It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
    The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
    Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
    She prepares to throw her purse to you.
    If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.
    At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
    Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.




















    Continue scrolling























    Congratulations - You have just learned the offside rule!



    .

  2. #2
    Regular Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    .
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    I am ashamed to admit that it actually makes sense now.......................

  3. #3
    Regular Member redbullkid's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Sunny Aberdeen
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Nice one .............

  4. #4
    Regular Member Caterman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Here, there and every where!
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Like it.......

  5. #5
    Regular Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    newcastle
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    qiaulity.lol

  6. #6
    Regular Member dezzie's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    blackpool
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    my missus still wont get it!!

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Women!!!!!!
    By mattolly86 in forum The 'Off Topic' room
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 20th November 2008, 23:20
  2. Women
    By Mark Roberts in forum Comedy & Humour
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 23rd October 2008, 23:30
  3. 3 women
    By stevedee in forum Comedy & Humour
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 20th October 2008, 22:46
  4. One For the Women
    By VauxVeteran in forum The 'Off Topic' room
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 20th June 2008, 19:12
  5. Women!!!
    By Drinky in forum Comedy & Humour
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 1st August 2006, 20:54

Visitors found this page by searching for:

Nobody landed on this page from a search engine, yet!

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •