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    Default my flipping job!

    My job is so flipping unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with :

    First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

    The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her ''womanly'' parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in the heat.

    But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the flipping stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's 22. He dresses like a beatnick throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big flipping dog to work. Every flipping day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single flipping day.

    Anyway, I drive these re tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and suff.

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