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    Default A damn fine explanation

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    > The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
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    > And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
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    > And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
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    > And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
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    > I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
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    > So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments..
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    > Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
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    > Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the expensive designer jeans that you bought a couple years back, but don't wear because you say they not the "in" name this year.
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    > I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
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    > I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'
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    > The husband took a quick breath and continued - She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
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    > 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
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    very true....lol

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    Oh yeah, i can vouch,

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    think i'll try that!!!!

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