I think there must be a sign on my car that reads 'Please try and wind this driver up'.
On my way home from work on Tuesday I made my way to the inside lane of the M62 ready for exiting. The three markers appreared; three, two, one - What the Ferk??? A BMW 7 series flew across all three lanes right in front of me. I swear he must of been about a 1m from the front of my car. As we both approach the end of the slip road, the traffic lights were on red. He was in the left hand lane, so obviously I went into the right hand lane to politely ask him what he was playing at . Before I could say anything, he stuck his two fingers up at me, then waved his hand and mouthed the words goodbye. Now as most of you know, I'm not normally goaded into a race , but as the lights turned green we both floored it. To my surprise I gradually pulled away him. After about two miles he gave me a flick of his headlights and exited the dual carriageway. Job done I thought!
Then today, I was ploding along with everyone else on the M62 between 70mph and 80mph with a Honda Accord so close to the rear of my car I couldn't see his headlights. Obviously I flick my rear fog lights on a couple of times in an attempt to wake this ****** up. All I get back is his full beam constantly on. Now, today it's absolutely pi55ing down, and I've got nowhere to go and this guy is right up my ar53. A few miles down the road the M62 turns to four lanes, so I know I can pull over and get this a-hole in front of me, and as we enter the four lane part the road clears a little. So now I'm in the third lane and he attempts to overtake in the fourth. Have a guess what my reaction was - yep you guessed it, into 5th and floor it. I absolutely wasted this guy!! Further up the road the M62 goes back to three lanes again and the Accord was now three cars behind me and we were all travelling at 70 - 80mph again. Then we hit the usual traffic and came to a near stop, but who should I see travelling up the hard shoulder - yep this ****** in the accord.
It's a jungle out there peeps, be careful.
By the way speeding is not big and not clever!
I need a job closer to home!!!!