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    An answer that only a child from Glasgow could think of...
    I was testing the children in my local primary school to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.
    I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a massive car-boot sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven ?'
    'NO!' the children answered.
    'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'
    Again, the answer was, 'NO!'
    By now I was starting to smile.
    Hey, this was fun!
    'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my wife would that get me into Heaven?' I asked them again.
    Again, they all answered, 'NO!'
    I was just bursting with pride for them.
    'Well', I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'
    A six-year-old boy from Glasgow shouted out,

    'YIV GOAT TAE BE ****IN' DEID'

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