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    Eek Bad case of gas or Swine flu?

    Tell you what.. after the dilemma with my siggy, you would of thought the great lord, would of given me a break. But nope, the sky just filled with dark clouds, with the sound of cracking thunder. My sky+ won't play the game, and now I've got swine flu.

    Well i say I've got swine flu.. My stomach feels like its got enough gas combustion going on in there to power a new age lawnmower. Breathing in has the same relaxing properties of how I would expect to breath in a burning building.. straight after sucking in a pint of chlorinated water from the swimming pool.. and with a midget jumping on my chest. Oh and theres the headache! All at the jolly old age of 22..

    And the dog just farted.. which means that the small amount of painless breathing I was getting, has just been filled with an eggy mess instead.

    All is well in Germany! What i need is a woman to sort me out.. and that she will when she arrives back from work in 10 minutes.. gives me a Rennie and tells me I've just got a case of trapped wind.

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    Try not to cough or fart in the next ten minutes just in case ... ...............

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    if only i could... lol

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