The sad truth is that they are each accusing the other of being an alcoholic!
Heather was quoted saying that "Paul can't function without his Stella", and he has responded by claiming that she often went to bed legless.
Just heard Paul McCartney has agreed to get her a new leg each Christmas as part of the settlement; "I'm not trying to influence anything" he said, "it'll only be a stocking filler!"
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills- McCartney.
Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"
She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil as possible.
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.
Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her log-over".
Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the wedding present that Paul gave her on their special day. She'd heard rumours that he was getting her a plane.
It all went a bit wrong when she opened her first present and it was not the type of plane she was expecting - but, as a companion to her Ladyshave, it was ideal for shaving her other leg.
It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to do is make jokes about her false leg...
Personally, I think it's prosthetic.