£1,000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than a fiver.

But if you had bought £1,000 worth of Carlsberg one year ago,drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get back £21.40.

Therefore, based on the above stats, the best current investment advice is - to drink heavily.

Carlsberg don't give out investment advice.
But, if they did, it would probably be the best in the world.