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    Default Nebraska farmer

    A Nebraska farmer got in his pickup and drove

    to a neighboring farm and knocked at the

    farmhouse door.

    A young boy, about nine, opened the door.
    "Is yer Pa home"? the farmer asked.
    "No sir, he ain't." the boy replied.

    "He went into town."


    "Well," said the farmer, "Is yer Ma here"?
    "No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Pa."


    "How about your brother, Howard?


    Is he here"?
    "He went with Ma and Pa."


    The farmer stood there for a few minutes,


    shifting from one foot to the other and

    mumbling to himself.

    "Is there anything I can do fer ya"?,


    the boy asked politely. "I knows where all

    the tools are if you want to borra one.

    Or maybe, I could take a message fer Pa."
    "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably,


    "I really wanted to talk to yer Pa.

    It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."
    The boy considered for a moment.

    "You would have to talk to Pa about that,"

    he finally conceded.
    "If it helps you any,

    I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull

    and $25 for the hog, but I really don't

    know how much he gets for Howard."
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