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    Red face My son's a shoplifter.....

    ...and he's only 14 months old!

    We were up in London on Sunday and on the way back I popped into WH Smiths at Victoria station to grab some drinks. Went and paid for them at the line of tills - you know, the type that have racks of sweets etc. directly in front of the tills.

    Got outside and Mrs D looked at Cameron and exclaimed "Where did he get those?!" "Get what?" I thought and looked over the top of the buggy to see him sat there smiling and trying to work out how to get into the little pack of cherry menthol chewing gum he'd obviously picked up from the shelf that would have been right at his level at the tills!

    Oooops!, I thought and quickly walked towards our platform. I wasn't about to go back inside and start explaining why I was handing them back a pack of chewing gum! lol

    It's probably all on CCTV and we'll get next time we go up to London! lol

    Kids eh? Gotta have eyes in the bottom of your head as well as the back! lol

    EDIT: I don't know what actually happened to the chewing gum as I never had any of it and Cameron certainly didn't. Methinks I need to ask Mrs D! lol

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    OOPPSS kids aye

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    Get a higher buggy.The nicer sweets are higher up

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    Gawd help me if I walk out a shop one day and he's got a Mars bar or something half-stuffed in his mouth! I'd be dead meat if Mrs D saw that as he's not getting chocolate for quite a while yet.

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    Slightly different subject.Years ago when my Son was teething I was bringing him for a drive.The wife told me to get him an ice lolly to soothe his gums.I got him a Cadburys feast,he was a mess by the time we got home.Wife wasn't amused

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    Flamin eck Duncan, get down to the parts department at your local Vauxhall dealer ASAP!!


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    Babies tend to do that. My brothers kid does that all the time!! Oh by the way every time you say Mrs D i think of Louise!! Maybe you should call her Mrs Duncan or something
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    take him 4 a stroll round irmscher warehouse m8

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderguitar View Post
    Slightly different subject.Years ago when my Son was teething I was bringing him for a drive.The wife told me to get him an ice lolly to soothe his gums.I got him a Cadburys feast,he was a mess by the time we got home.Wife wasn't amused
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    The day he is 14 years and not 14 month and still does this, you should start getting a bit worried
    As SRimonkey says, take him to the Irmscher shop
    My 2 year old boy is already an experienced shoplifter, he refuse to give the banana to the cashier for registering, giving us all a good laugh
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