The Letter

[JCB]

A couple arrive home to their 5-bedroom house in a leafy Suburb. Upon
entering the house, they call out for their eldest daughter, whose 18th
birthday it was that day. The expected answer did not come, so the father
went upstairs. He knocked and entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a
letter on the bed.

With the worst possible premonition, he read with trembling hands:


Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've
eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice.
I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer
in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that is
one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll
be growing it for us and his friends. They're the ones providing us with
all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for
science to find the AIDS cure so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it. Don't
worry about money, Ahmed has arranged for me to being films that his
friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement.

Apparently I can earn £50 a scene and I get a £50 bonus if there are more
than three men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use a horse!

Don't worry Mum, now I'm 18 years old I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter, Aimee.

P.S. Dad, it's not true, I'm at Trudy's house. I just wanted to show you
that there are worse things in life than denting the car. Sorry about your
Merc. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Caterman]

[Mrs GSi]

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[Mrs Ian]

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