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    Default Whos laughing now

    Pretty blonde walks into a bank in London City Centre, the manager eager to please asks if he can be of assistance.
    Blonde - I'm going oversea's for 2 weeks and would like to borrow £5000.
    Manager - It's possible but we would need some security.
    Blonde - Thinks a while and then puts the keys and her log book to the brand new ferrari 430f parked outside.
    Manager - smiles thinking thats my favourite car, we can't lose "that will be fine"
    Blonde - my only condition is that the car is secure.
    Manager - I can assure you i will personally park your car in our underground security compound

    The blonde leaves the bank with the £5000, the manager can't believe it and comments around the bank at the stupidity of some people.

    The manager drives the car to the under ground complex, covers the vehicle and walks away hoping that the blonde doesn't return.

    2 weeks later - the blonde returns and enquires as to how much to repay her loan. The manager advises her that the balance outstanding is £5018.35.

    The blonde smiles and hands over the money. The manager goes to collect the car and before the blonde leave.

    manager - can i just ask why did you leave such a valuable vehicle as security.

    Blonde - Well you tell me where else in the city centre can i park my car for two weeks for £18.35

    and with that she smiled and drove off - who's laughing now.

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    She was no dumb blonde then.

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