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    Default The Duck and the Barman

    A duck goes into a pub and asks the barman if he has any bread, the barman says no,
    Duck: got any bread?
    Barman: no
    Duck: got any bread?
    barman: no
    Duck: got any bread?
    barman: no
    Duck: got any bread?
    barman: no
    Duck: got any bread?
    barman: if you ask me if i've got any bread again i'll nail your beak to the bar
    Duck: got any nails?
    barman: no
    Duck: got any bread?

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    get your jacket lol

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