A mum is explaing sex to her young son. She says: "Son a man has a
p***s, and a women has a v****a. Put the p***s in the v****a and you
make love, have sex and make babies."

The son says, "That's ok and everything mum, but I was walking past
your bedroom door the other night and daddy's p***s was in your mouth.
What does that make?"
"Well son," the mom says, "that makes jewlery!"