User Tag List

Thanks Thanks:  0
Likes Likes:  0
Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: With the ongoing credit crunch the worlds commodity markets are in chaos...

  1. #1
    Full Member Vaux-Man-G's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Birmingham
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default With the ongoing credit crunch the worlds commodity markets are in chaos...

    Helium is up, feathers down.
    Paper is stationary.
    Knives are up sharply.
    Pencils have lost a few points.
    Escalators continue their slow decline.
    Lifts are still rising.
    Nappies remain unchanged.
    Balloon prices remain inflated.
    As for toilet paper, there's bad news I'm afraid...
    It's just touched a new bottom.



    Bye bye Vec B
    - Hello Siggy!

  2. #2
    Ex Vec-C Admin Deztroyer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    WGAF#5
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    very good

    0-Large smile ......every time it's driven

  3. #3
    Regular Member SignumPhil's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Luton, Beds
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    StatsVehicle Info
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Default

    Think I first heard that one in about 1970! Still makes me chuckle, though!

    Phil

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. credit crunch bargain!
    By styles997 in forum General Chat
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 18th May 2009, 02:41
  2. Credit Crunch
    By VauxVeteran in forum Comedy & Humour
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 22nd January 2009, 00:11
  3. got some time off work because of the credit crunch
    By solorider in forum The 'Off Topic' room
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 16th January 2009, 20:47
  4. Credit crunch humour
    By steve1975l in forum Comedy & Humour
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 16th October 2008, 20:21
  5. Credit Crunch ebay Bargain
    By dennis_signum in forum The 'Off Topic' room
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 10th October 2008, 22:45

Visitors found this page by searching for:

Nobody landed on this page from a search engine, yet!

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •