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    Talking The Fence-Post-Tortoise...

    While treating a 75 year old Cornish farmer who cut his hand on a gate the rural doctor struck up a conversation, eventually the topic got around to Gordon Brown and his appointment as Prime Minister.



    "Well, you know," drawled the old farmer, "this Brown fellow is what they call a fence-post tortoise."



    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fence-post tortoise was.



    The old farmer said, "When you're driving along a country road and you come across a fence-post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's called a fence-post tortoise."



    The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain,



    "You know he didn't get up there by himself; he definitely doesn't belong up there; he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just have to wonder what kind of idiot put him up there in the first place..."

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    thats billiant, like it

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    Just in time for the election tomorrow.... !


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