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    Default bbq time

    After endless long months of cold and wintery weather, we are finally
    coming up to summer and BBQ season.
    Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this
    sublime outdoor cooking, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will
    do, probably because there is
    an element of danger involved.

    When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put
    into motion:

    Routine...
    1) The woman buys the food.
    2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
    3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
    the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it
    to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

    Here comes the important part:

    4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

    More routine....
    5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
    6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks
    her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
    situation.

    Important again:

    7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

    More routine.....
    8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, and
    sauces and brings them to the table.
    9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

    And most important of all:
    10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

    11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
    seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
    women.


    sorry to all the women on here!!

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    That sounds about right.

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    cheeky..

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    Excellent

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    SO true!!!!!

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