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    The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven !!
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    Queen Elizabeth
    and
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    Dolly Parton
    die on the same day and they both go
    before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

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    Unfortunately,
    there's only one space left that day,
    so the Angel must decide which of them
    gets in.

    The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she
    should go to Heaven
    .

    Dolly takes off her top and says,
    'Look at these,
    they're the most
    perfect breasts

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    God ever created,
    and I'm sure it will please God to
    be able to see them every day,

    for eternity.'

    The Angel thanks Dolly,

    and asks
    Her Majesty the same question.
    The
    Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,
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    drinks it down.
    Then,wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
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    The Angel
    says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'

    Dolly is outraged and asks,

    'What was that all about?
    I show you two
    of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.

    She wees into a
    toilet and she gets in!

    Would you explain that to me?'

    'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel,

    'but even in Heaven,
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    a Royal Flush
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    beats a Pair -

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    no matter how big they are.


































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