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    In the queue at Tesco, a busty blonde catches a blokes eye.

    He cant believe shes looking at him, but she waves.

    "Do I know you?" He asks

    "Yes I think so...your the father of one of my children" she replies

    He gulps remembering his one and only act of infildelity, then asks "Are you that dirty stripper I shwagged on the pool table at my stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and shoved a cucumber up my ****?"

    "No" she replies








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    Classic that is mate lol

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    quality!!

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