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    Default It's not just women...

    ...who can't park...

    I went to see Star trek on Saturday night, but it was a short notice thing - my mate phoned me while I was on the phone to my girlfriend, and by the time I got back to him he was already at the cinema with his wife. They checked to see what time the film started, and I had precisely 30 minutes to make it there. By coincidence, it's also a half-hour drive to Inverness from me, so I reckoned I could make it...

    I got there without too much trouble, about 35 minutes later, and proceeded to find the closest but easiest parking space I could. The slots are arranged in rows of two, as is usual with car parks, so i was hoping to find on where both were free so I could drive through the first one and not have to reverse into it...

    With a motorhome taking up a huge space next to it, I found one and duly parked up, quickly exiting the vehicle to meet my mate, collect my ticket and catch the trailers...

    However, what appeared before me when i got out of the car was a monstrocity of parking...



    Yes, I really DID park this far away from the front of the space...

    Even worse greeted me when I came out of the cinema 2 hours later to find someone had attempted to park behind me...





    So, note for the future - don't critisise female parking...

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    you must have been in a bit of a rush then

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    What was the movie like??

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    Movie was worth the parking mishap....

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    Better get that reversing camera sorted ASAP mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by spennny View Post
    Better get that reversing camera sorted ASAP mate
    Wouldn't have helped mate - I drove through from the back of the rear space and stoppedin the first one. Well, that was the plan anyway...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Penfold101 View Post
    Wouldn't have helped mate - I drove through from the back of the rear space and stoppedin the first one. Well, that was the plan anyway...
    Well you almost managed it m8 ....... ..................

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    Bit further next time...

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    Have you been used to driving small cars or somthing mate

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    Nope, just wasn't paying enough attention....

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