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    Default Swine Flu

    A wife phoned her husband up to say she had run out of fuel and was too scared to fill up because of the 'Swine Flue'
    The husband says 'You daft Cow'........ 'Its in Mexico not Texaco'

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    I believe you can get oinkment for it now

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    i'm pigging sick of hearing a'snout it

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    You guys should do stand up lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dose View Post
    You guys should do stand up lol
    What with this cough!!!!

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    I tried to ring the swine flu helpline but there was only crackling on the line.
    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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    Default Face Masks - Paranoia

    On a more serious note, We noticed several people shopping in Kidderminster today who were wearing face masks. Plus the wife has just returned from our local doctors surgery having collected our months prescriptions and mentioned that most of the staff are wearing masks.

    Probably a improvement for some of them..lol

    Are people getting a bit paranoid or what!

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    You can tell who has swine flu as there covered in rashers.

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