Irish sausages

[Steven]

>>>"Can I have some Irish Sausages please ?", asked Paddy
>>>
>>>The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"
>>>
>>>"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I
>>>was Italian?
>>>
>>>Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I
>>>was German ?
>>>
>>>Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me
>>>if I was Jewish ?
>>>
>>>Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was
>>>Mexican? Would ya, ay? Would Ya?"
>>>
>>>The assistant says, "Well no".
>>>
>>>"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you
>>>ask meif I was American?
>>>
>>>What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if Iwas Danish?"
>>>
>>>"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
>>>
>>>So with self-indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all
>>>right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just
>>>because I asked for Irish Sausages?"
>>>
>>>The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*cking
>>>Homebase."

[Pendo]

lol, very good.