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    >>>"Can I have some Irish Sausages please ?", asked Paddy
    >>>
    >>>The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"
    >>>
    >>>"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I
    >>>was Italian?
    >>>
    >>>Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I
    >>>was German ?
    >>>
    >>>Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me
    >>>if I was Jewish ?
    >>>
    >>>Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was
    >>>Mexican? Would ya, ay? Would Ya?"
    >>>
    >>>The assistant says, "Well no".
    >>>
    >>>"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you
    >>>ask meif I was American?
    >>>
    >>>What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if Iwas Danish?"
    >>>
    >>>"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
    >>>
    >>>So with self-indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all
    >>>right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just
    >>>because I asked for Irish Sausages?"
    >>>
    >>>The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*cking
    >>>Homebase."

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    lol, very good.

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