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    Default Kids!

    This one is for all of you who:
    a) have kids
    b) had kids
    c) was a kid
    d) know a kid!

    As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said.... "Daddy look at this," and she stuck out two of her fingers.

    Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy"s gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

    When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

    I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

    She replied, "What happened to my bogie?

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    very good....

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    Mmm, salty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonali
    Mmm, salty!
    And chewy, with a slight hint of slimyness...

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    Thanks guys.

    I'll finish my breakfast later then lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikeyİ
    And chewy, with a slight hint of slimyness...
    Aah, but it all depends how long it'd been on the end of her finger.

    Or it might have been one of those ones you get that are like having a cornflake up your nose and make it bleed during the extraction process!

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonali
    one of those ones you get that are like having a cornflake up your nose and make it bleed during the extraction process!
    Yeah, and you pull a few hairs out with it. Ouch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonali
    Aah, but it all depends how long it'd been on the end of her finger.

    Or it might have been one of those ones you get that are like having a cornflake up your nose and make it bleed during the extraction process!
    Quite right, I made the assumption that it was fresh. You know what they say about assumptions?

    To Assume is to make an 4SS of U and ME.

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    Who'da thought it. One of the best subscribed threads today is all about bogeys!

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