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    Default One wish!

    A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want'.

    The Lord said, 'That request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!

    It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help Mankind.'

    The biker thought about it for a long time.

    Finally, he said, 'Okay, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking. When she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can make a woman truly happy.'






    And the Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'


    Bye bye Vec B
    - Hello Siggy!

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    very good mate post some more as im really bored

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    Haha, brilliant!

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    PMSL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean-2.2Direct View Post
    very good mate post some more as im really bored
    !! Im struggling mate, the recession is really hitting the clown's out there who write 'em!


    Bye bye Vec B
    - Hello Siggy!

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    very good keep em coming

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    we need more humour in this life .................

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    He also appeared to David Beckham and granted him one wish.David said my wish would be,"Every match I play, in the closing minutes I want to take a shot and really bend the ball and score the winning goal.The Lord said thats a tall order,anything else you would like instead.After a while David replied."Victoria has really gotten the singing bug again after her reunion with the Spice Girls,and wants to make another solo album.Could you make it go to number one in the charts".The Lord said,"how much do you want to bend the ball".

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    Brilliant, Lol, read it to my missus. Got a Blank look back! Such is life...

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    lol

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