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    An irishman was driving his morris 1000 along the road when a hooker thumbed a lift. Paddy stopped and asked her where she was going..Dublin she said.

    Paddy drove along the road and the hooker says, Paddy I don't have any money to pay you but I can render my services to you if you want.

    Paddy says what in the car, and she said yes no problems. So she stripped of the underwear and stuck her left leg into the left leather strap at the door and did the same with the right leg.

    Paddy looked at her and nearly killed himself with laughing. The hooker said, paddy am I not clean enough for you or what.

    Paddy said excuse me girl, I have had this car for 35 years and didn't know what they ****** straps were for.

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    Nice one. . I can remember the old "moggie minor", Happy day,s.

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