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    Default Out of the frying pan......

    Peter invited his mother for dinner. During the course of the meal his
    mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne,
    was.

    She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this
    only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than
    met the eye.

    Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be
    thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.

    About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother
    came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't
    suppose she took it do you?'

    'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.

    So he sat down and wrote

    DEAR MOTHER,

    I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

    LOVE PETER

    Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read

    DEAR SON,

    I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.

    LOVE MUM

    Lesson of the day,

    NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!

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    very good mate like that one

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    hehehe quality

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    Very old, but still funny

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    like that one .......................

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    brilliant

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    good way to start the morning off!!

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    Excellent! Mothers know EVERYTHING!

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