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    Default Help With A Wind Up - NIP

    Hi All,

    Although I have a clean license SWMBO takes great delight in extracting the urine when ever there is cause for concern when passing the "safety" scamera's a little too quickly(very occaisionally I might add).
    A tense wait for a couple of weeks brings her great delight and plenty of laughter at my expense.

    Well, she was driving the other day(for a change) and she went through a 30mph speed camera at around 36 thinking it was a 40mph limit.
    The actual speed would have been about 34 and so probably not likely to get a NIP, hopefully.

    She usually drives like a snail so this opportunity is unlikely to present itself again.
    She would be fairly distraught thinking she had broke the law.
    So,should I get a copy of a NIP and fill out the details and send it to her and then call her a criminal?

    Dont worry she is usually up for a laugh

    Anybody got a NIP copy in Word that I can play with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nellsey View Post
    Hi All,

    Although I have a clean license SWMBO takes great delight in extracting the urine when ever there is cause for concern when passing the "safety" scamera's a little too quickly(very occaisionally I might add).
    A tense wait for a couple of weeks brings her great delight and plenty of laughter at my expense.

    Well, she was driving the other day(for a change) and she went through a 30mph speed camera at around 36 thinking it was a 40mph limit.
    The actual speed would have been about 34 and so probably not likely to get a NIP, hopefully.

    She usually drives like a snail so this opportunity is unlikely to present itself again.
    She would be fairly distraught thinking she had broke the law.
    So,should I get a copy of a NIP and fill out the details and send it to her and then call her a criminal?

    Dont worry she is usually up for a laugh

    Anybody got a NIP copy in Word that I can play with?
    dont do it mate
    falsifying a police NIP would only backfire on someone
    especially as it would need to be on headed paper - it may seem like fun but i've seen these go badly out of proprtion and people procecuted and sacked

    0-Large smile ......every time it's driven

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    No one else involved, only me and the wife.
    I would make sure it would not be on a police forces headed paper, I would design my own

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    I would dare bet that you could find a good copy on the internet and ammend the necessary details.....

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    post video when done

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    I hate NIPs remembered when i got mine though the post oh well there gone this year

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    do it

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    I have found a good copy but I don't know how to convert it to word to make any alterations

    Can anyone help or send me a copy?

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    program called paint buster is good............made my 16 yr old bro a driving license with it once for the off license lol

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