Little scrotes

**Spikey©** · 21st April 2006, 19:34

Firkin little sh*t bags. Just went to the fridge to get another beer, saw 2 lads no older than 12 standing behind the car. Saw me at the window and legged it. Little scrotes were trying to peel my Vectra-c.com sticker off the 3rd brake light cover.

Is nothing sacred?

I'll bet they'll be back for another go over the weekend now

**Duncan** · 21st April 2006, 19:35

WTF are they going to do with it? - stick it on their car? I doubt it. So why can't the little fu**ers just leave it alone!?

**Green Growler** · 21st April 2006, 19:41

Originally Posted by Duncan

WTF are they going to do with it?

Exactly, the mind boggles ???

**Spikey©** · 21st April 2006, 19:39

Lived here 6 years and we've never ever had any trouble from kids etc. It's a really pleasant Cul-de-sac, I just hope this is'nt the first sign of trouble to come.

**The Doc** · 21st April 2006, 19:49

I had a problem with boy racers reving up and down my hill outside.

So DIY John got to work.

One sheet of MDF about 9mm thick, a box of long tough nails from your DIY store and a bit of rope.

Hammer said nails through wood, drill a hole. Put rope through hole. Wait for said idiots to start the 'loop'. Once gone past place board with nails facing up on the road near big tree. Wait for idiots.

Once they go over blows out all 4 tyres, stupid chav car hits tree at low speed (5-10mph). Pull rope, store anti-chav device. Quick check everyone out the car.

Retreat with a big grin

**Spikey©** · 21st April 2006, 20:24

Originally Posted by CDTi

I had a problem with boy racers reving up and down my hill outside.

So DIY John got to work.

One sheet of MDF about 9mm thick, a box of long tough nails from your DIY store and a bit of rope.

Hammer said nails through wood, drill a hole. Put rope through hole. Wait for said idiots to start the 'loop'. Once gone past place board with nails facing up on the road near big tree. Wait for idiots.

Once they go over blows out all 4 tyres, stupid chav car hits tree at low speed (5-10mph). Pull rope, store anti-chav device. Quick check everyone out the car.

Retreat with a big grin

That's just plain nasty, but I like your style

**Caterman** · 21st April 2006, 19:59

Originally Posted by CDTi

I had a problem with boy racers reving up and down my hill outside.

So DIY John got to work.

One sheet of MDF about 9mm thick, a box of long tough nails from your DIY store and a bit of rope.

Hammer said nails through wood, drill a hole. Put rope through hole. Wait for said idiots to start the 'loop'. Once gone past place board with nails facing up on the road near big tree. Wait for idiots.

Once they go over blows out all 4 tyres, stupid chav car hits tree at low speed (5-10mph). Pull rope, store anti-chav device. Quick check everyone out the car.

Retreat with a big grin

Naughty, but i REALLY like it!

Originally Posted by Spikey©

Lived here 6 years and we've never ever had any trouble from kids etc. It's a really pleasant Cul-de-sac, I just hope this is'nt the first sign of trouble to come.

Sorry to hear you are having problems with scrotes m8, makes me wonder what their offspring will be like

**Spikey©** · 21st April 2006, 20:07

Originally Posted by Caterman

Naughty, but i REALLY like it!

Sorry to hear you are having problems with scrotes m8, makes me wonder what their offspring will be like

I'm hoping it's just a one-off thing as it's usually pretty good around here.

**Graeme** · 21st April 2006, 20:12

I was walking back from the pub last weekend when 2 chavs ran up to me at bottom of my street saying 'hey mate you need to help us 2 big guys are chasing us' Now 1 had a large rock in one hand and a baseball bat in the other so they promptly got told to **** off and ruin someone elses village. Then i dialled the police and they took off along with the gang of 20 others that appeared.

I live in a quiet wee village but it made the news last year by being the first to have special anti social dispersal orders placed on it at weekends.

Our local councilors response is that he is going to arrange midnight football for the kids to amuse them. Midnight football? wheres the ferkin parents? Its a joke.

Sorry to hear about your car mate. little gits need a good slap

**Spikey©** · 21st April 2006, 20:25

Originally Posted by Graeme

I was walking back from the pub last weekend when 2 chavs ran up to me at bottom of my street saying 'hey mate you need to help us 2 big guys are chasing us' Now 1 had a large rock in one hand and a baseball bat in the other so they promptly got told to **** off and ruin someone elses village. Then i dialled the police and they took off along with the gang of 20 others that appeared.

I live in a quiet wee village but it made the news last year by being the first to have special anti social dispersal orders placed on it at weekends.

Our local councilors response is that he is going to arrange midnight football for the kids to amuse them. Midnight football? wheres the ferkin parents? Its a joke.

Sorry to hear about your car mate. little gits need a good slap

Parent's probably fighting down the local or in A+E giving the staff sh*t.