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    Jumped in a cab today headin for the game.. no radio. Silence. It went summat like this..

    5 mins into journey cabbie says .."you know when you were a kid and you cut yourself shavin tryin to be like your dad?"

    (bemused) "er... yeah"

    " I hate that, I dont shave my top lip cos I cut meself shavin like that when I was a kid"

    "oh, (glance sideways, thinking Rutger Hauer 'The Hitcher' ) "spose you dont av to shave much... havin a tache?"

    "I shave it off once a week"

    "Oh"

    silence

    In an attempt to get conversation going again I say: "I have to shave daily for work. ****** when you get a nick, keep nickin it all week. Only heals over weekend.."

    "I hate that too"

    "yeah"

    silence...

    "My ears are worse though...

    ...my missus says 'Av you had a quiet day luv, you've been playin wi your ears again' cos they're all red where I've been pullin hairs out. I can't stop doin it"


    "I'll jump out here mate, fiver cover it??"


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    was al that about?? Was he !


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    uummmmm, you should have had a refund for that...

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    sound's like a right weirdo you had there mate..........get out and stay out......lol
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    All that is is he's sharing his current thought with you as something to say, I leave the radio off a lot these days, ppl either untunefully sing along or shout above it, either way they're annoying when you are trying to watch for vacant souls crossing the road 4 yards from the car, I don't think he was weird, it's was probably a quiet day and he'd had too much time on his hands, you know our brains grow larger on one side over time, and that a cabby won Mastermind years ago, I think you just encountered a deep thinker myself.

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