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    A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and
    invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Jimmy, the
    only aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool
    in the backyard of his mansion.

    Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns,
    oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said,
    "I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a
    million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in."

    The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
    everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool! Jimmy was fighting the
    croc and kicking its ***! Jimmy was jabbing the croc in the eyes with
    his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of sh!t, like head butts
    and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc
    through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was
    churning and splashing everywhere. Both Jimmy and the croc were
    screaming and raising hell.

    Finally Jimmy strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a
    K-mart goldfish. Jimmy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody
    was just staring at him in disbelief.

    Finally the host says, "Well, Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a million
    dollars."

    "Nah, you all right, I don't want it," said Jimmy.

    The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
    bet." "How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want
    it," answered Jimmy.

    The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
    amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
    Again Jimmy said no.

    Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jimmy, then what do you want?"


    Jimmy said, "I want dah name of dah c*#t who push me in dah Pool."

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    lol, nice one.

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